Dear Sleep — Why have you abandoned me? We had such a great time on Friday night, but last night, you were gone.
Dear August — You are so far away but you are already full. Why does it seem like everything happens all in the same month? I am looking forward to you but dreading you at the same time.
Dear Hair — Today we will part ways. I am not sure how it will turn out, but I am sure that most of you will be gone.
Dear Running — I miss you.
Dear California — Your weather has been great and I love it. However, we really, REALLY need some rain. I would gladly sacrifice a few nice days now for good fruit prices later on!
Dear Toilet — Why are you running?
Dear Closet full of work shirts — Why don’t any of you fit any more? Did I get taller or did you get shorter? I think it’s time for you to be replaced.
Dear Readers — who do you want to write a letter to today?